return {
    Cooldude2606 = "Lua lets you set metatables on numbers, did you know that? Cooldude2606 knows this.",
    samy115 = "Tremble in fear as the banhammer is now here, its owner: samy115",
    XenoCyber = '"Fire Fire Fire" oops wrong game, have no fear XenoCyber is here',
    HunterOfGames = "Unable to support HunterOfGames. You must construct additional miners.",
    ookl = 'ookl says: "Pineapples are amazing, hello everyone!"',
    arty714 = "Arty\'s Potato made it!",
}